Presidential Candidates on MySpace

Many Americans will decide whom to vote for based on their MySpace pages. To save you the time of researching their sites yourself, we reviewed all 18 of the candidates from both major parties ranked from lamest to coolest. In less than a year, you can tell people that the leader of the free world thanked you for the add

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5. Barack Obama

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Changing your photo all the time seems a little insecure, but also kind of fun. Still, Obama is a little self-obsessed, even for MySpace. Almost all of his top friends have names involving him, such as "Barack the Vote" and "Barack and Roll!!" I don't want to a guy giving a state of the union address who likes puns that much. Worse yet, he clogs my bulletin section with demands nearly daily. "Taking it to the Streets — Help Barack Organize!" and "Three Ways to Help Barack Obama!" Being friends with Obama is like having a girlfriend.

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